Congratulations on your decision to start collecting Twadges.
We hope this will be the beginning of a rewarding journey of personal development and self-discovery.
From this day forward every tweet you make will bring you closer to a new Twadge for your burgeoning collection.
Our patented back-end engine analysis machine™ has been coded in blocks of 140 characters for maximum authenticity. As a result, Twadges are one of those rare commodities that cannot be bought, stolen or replicated.
They must be earned, 140 characters at a time.